TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?
"March 4th, the only day that is also a sentence."
If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded
I feel as though periods would be so much more bareable if we knew eactly what we were getting into each month. If we had the same sympotoms exactly every month you could grit your teeth and bear it so much easier but sometimes your period comes and its like.
I can deal with this.
Other times it comes like
|Me:||*in le bathroom on me toilet* Aleeeeec
|Brother:||*from his room* whaaaat (keep in mind he's 19)
|Me:||can you be a sweetheart and get me a super plus tampon from the closet, I ran out.
| I swear to god I heard his jaw hit the floor. He then made all these sounds like "Uuh... Buu... Whh..." But lucky for him my mother came to the rescue.
|Mother:||*in her mother voice* Sarah, why don't I get that for you. *throws a box of tampons in the washroom*
| Dude, are you serious, it's a clean tampon in a package, you're nine-fucking-teen like GET OVER IT AND HELP ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!
| Boys, especially brothers and boyfriends, need to embrace the shit that is feminine sanitary items.
i will never be okay with anyone saying that being a guy is worse than being a girl. sure, you get random boners during inconvenient times but i did the math, and if i menstruate until i’m 50, i will have bled from unpleasant places for a grand total of about 13 years.
yeah, totally sucks to be a dude.